liripot:

you know them moments when you look in the mirror and you think holy shit that’s me  because for some reason it feels like the person you’re looking at in the mirror is an unfamiliar stranger and you begin thinking about how you’re a person on a planet in a solar system in a galaxy in a universe and for a few minutes you ponder the origin and the meaning of existence and then shrug and return to your computer

fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

• 1: You’re ugly.
• 2: I hate your tumblr.
• 3: I love your tumblr.
• 4: You’re my Tumblr crush.
• 5: Your Tumblr is amazing.
• 6: You’re hot.
• 7: You’re gorgeous.
• 8: You’re pretty.
• 9: I want your number.
• 10: I’m on your blog often.